Martyparty

Fat ugly pink thing that can't stop partying he is so cool.

Martyparty went to a party

by BrothoughtIhadeepvoi March 27, 2023

matt diffley

a beautiful boy with a pig nose and pretty brown eyes with golden and black streaks but makes u fall inlove w him and falls inlove back then he has severe anger issues if u don’t like even a song he likes hell block u and wont let u be happy with anyone else and hell make u wanna blow ur brains out and go for ur frieds but love him

“i had my first love already “ it was matt
who’s first love wasnt matt diffley”

by bluefarts7220 April 2, 2023

Matt

a guy that will definitely have an affair with someone (a realtor), and in the same marriage, get disorderly conduct with a weapon while intoxicated. He also only runs on black coffee and liquor.

Are you creating on me, Matt?

by Narcissisticfather69 April 5, 2023

Matt

A massive nigga. A huge black man capable of impregnating men. His giant 10 elixir cock causes tremors when blood rushes to it. His huge testicles are thought to be dwarf planets.

Matt can say nigger

by MattDaNigga April 8, 2023

Mataya

the best friend she loves all animals her humor is unmatched. when she walks into the room everyone smiles she is the buzz normally a dirty blond kind human and super tall with ocean blue eyes. she is a goof ball and will go out of her way to help anyone

"do you know Mataya"
" hell yeah everyone loves her"

by thebesthumanintheworld April 21, 2023

Matt

Chiseled out of stone, a lone warrior walks out of the mist. Bro is the character model for perfection. He has 3 inch tall brown flowing hair and he's jacked asl and wears a good vibes hoodie and drinks zoa in the rock shoes. He has no game and it astonishes the most stoic of men.

Girl 1: I love matt but i'm too scared cuz he probably has so much play.
Matt: Please i'm desperate i can bench like 3x my body weight
boy 3: he has massive balls
Girl 1: Ok, I will go suck them

by townandorcountry April 23, 2023

Matt

At first they seem to be very quite, but when they do talk they shed insight. You immediately know your dealing with someone who poses a great deal of intelligence. has his group he hangs with but seems to not really care for them, as he often times is preoccupied with his girl friend. plays sports has a chill demeanor and overall a really nice guy. you never really get to know him though although you've been friends with him for years. that's because his very quite and revered individual it doesn't bother you as become friends with him you learn to respect that that's just the way he is.

Person 1) i known Matt for years it still feels like I don't know him

Person 2) yea his a revered man still chill dude to be friends with

by Krayons 213 April 26, 2023