tart law 

What da Knave of Hearts allegedly broke by filching said plate of tasty pastries.

Tart law prosecution seems kinda pointless; I mean, wouldn't said baked goods have gone pretty stale --- and thus unpalatable --- by da time da Knave was hauled into court over da theft of dem??

tart law by QuacksO April 2, 2020

The Law of Virtual Serendipity 

The law that requires a couple to go on a first date when two people swipe right on each other on two different online dating apps.

After the date, Leah was happy she complied with the Law Of Virtual Serendipity instead of ghosting Louis.

The Law of Virtual Serendipity by Lasso Lash May 4, 2020

Anchors law 

Much like Garf’s Law And Bidoof’s Law Anchors Law is one of the canon laws on the app ifunny. The law itself has it’s Origin point from the iFunny user “anchorthesun”. It simply state’s “Women in male dominated sports are guaranteed to be whores, this is an undeniable constant”

And example of this is the law is Renee Gracie, an ex-V8 supercar racer, now turned Onlyfans girl. Anchors law in a nutshell.

Anchors law by Monkfield June 7, 2020

Nicks law 

Respecting the boundaries of life or your gonna get schooled by the karma that’s gonna catch u

Did you notice how much of a psycho narcissistic asshole that person is doing whatever they want to others...they must not know Nicks Law

Nicks law by Nicks Law August 13, 2020

Jonagold law

Jonagold law: If your S.O. is upset and refuses to tell why, you are compelled by law to break up with them.

Guy: What's wrong, honey?
Girl: Nothing. Good night.
Guy: Okay, good night <3
Girl: See, that's your fucking problem
Guy: Sorry, but I gotta abide by the Jonagold law. I'm breaking up with you. Bye!

Jonagold law by neitherevernornever August 27, 2020

Tobys Law 

When you fuck up so bad you profit from it.

Jon Destroyed and $81,000 truck destroyed and $81,000 truck and got a raise from it.

Fred: That’s some Tobys Law shit right there.

Tobys Law by IamVGamer September 4, 2020

razörs law 

Any controversy involving the internet where the Left don't immediately get their way will be compared to GamerGate within 48 hours.

So when the movie "Captain Marvel" crashed and burned, razörs law was invoked.

razörs law by Lance_Lake September 16, 2020