Sweet Jesus on a Waffle Cone

normally screamed when you want something. Used by stephen colbert.

'Sweet Jesus on a Waffle Cone, please tell me!!!!!'

by MaximumOverdrive January 20, 2009

jesus tap dancing christ

blasphemous, explitive, expression of disgust, or frustration. may be used in place of explitives such as 'god damn it.'

"what, I have to provide an example, jesus tap dancing christ!"

by slaingod September 5, 2008

jesus christ in a cardigan sweater

a statement of disbelief or outrage. Goes on the same turf as "Christ on a cracker!" or simply "Jesus Christ!" Or the better "Jesus H. Christ!" Simply putting Jesus in a cardigan sweater makes it that much more of an animated phrase.

Chrystal found out she had to work late tonight and exclaimed, "Jesus Christ in a cardigan sweater!"

Christina casually browsed the clothing rack and noticed a pair of jeans that were $300 and shouted "Jesus Christ in a cardigan sweater, who the hell would pay that much for these!?"

by Robert Barnett August 16, 2006

Jesus Cum Guzzling Christ

Just another alternative to Jesus Fucking Christ...also, it's more offensive to christians (so it has my vote).

Jesus cum guzzling christ...did you see that bitch's tits?

by Yes I'm That Good August 5, 2008

jesus tap-dancing Christ

I word originating for the character Mr. Garison from South Park meaning the same as "Good mother of Michal Jackson!!"

oh my gosh! JESUS TAP-DANCING CHRIST!! WHAT IS THAT THING??

by Etni3s February 15, 2004

come-to-Jesus moment

When I go on my mission to fight god on the behalf of the totality of human suffering

fuck a come-to-Jesus moment

by fresh cream yum December 10, 2019

Church of Jesus Christ-Christian

The Church of Jesus Christ-Christian (CJCC) is a White nationalist church, which was founded in 1946 by Ku Klux Klan organiser Wesley A. Swift. Swift was the son of a Methodist Episcopal Church, South minister and is considered to be the single most significant figure in the early years of the Christian Identity movement in the United States.

The church was originally known as the White Identity Church of Jesus Christ–Christian, assuming its present name in 1957. After Wesley Swift's death in 1970, the ministry was continued by his wife Lorraine Swift.

Among the Church of Jesus Christ-Christian's teachings is that non-Whites have no incentive to self-regulate their earthly behavior.

by Blue Winged Spirit July 16, 2007