Jiggly Justin

"Jiggly Justin" is an elderly male species, whom is incredibly, incredibly overweight... If you are known as "Jiggly Justin" you are automatically subjected to absurd amounts of mental and physical abuse, from your beloved children and lover, which is incredibly dehumanising. You will never be allowed to eat at McDonald's again, and for the rest of your life, you will have to wear a t-shirt that discriminates your size. Beware... Even if you are what is unanimously known as being a "healthy weight" you will still be bullied as "Jiggly Justin". Moreover, it is also the title of an incredibly humorous group chat on Instagram!
"Did you see Jiggly Justin over there..." (which translates to "Did you see that fat man over there...")
"My Dad is no longer allowed to eat, because he is Jiggly Justin" (which would be yourself suggesting that your Dad does not deserve to eat due to his obesity). Disclaimer: do not fat shame others, apart from if your name is Sabre, or Sockie, or Biggy, or Naz, or Slendermum...
by Flushed Away Froose April 15, 2020
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Justin Sperling

My nigga who got suspended for no fucking reason
Damn Justin Sperling is my nigga for life
by ALoyalDayOneHomie1254$ March 02, 2023
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Justin Credible

Play on words for Just Incredible, but also very true since Justin is incredible. He will be there for you when you need it, when he is not distracted by Facebook memes. He has the most incredible singing voice and outshines the sun when he smiles. He has a kind and approachable aura. He has leadership skills and can talk to you for days about Monster Hunter.

Justin is the most perfect person for Andrea and they will live happily ever after for the rest of their lives.
Justin Credible showed up, y'all. We have nothing to worry about. He got this.
by EpicJinx10 November 14, 2019
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Respectfully justin

A Narcissistic instagram persona created by an insecure little man child who has coined the phrase #respectfully which he uses after disrespectful statements. Justin is said to suffer from micro penis, has a napoleon complex, colors in his beard, and has a classic tape line that does way back. He lives off of negativity and would cease to exist if these damn hoes would stop clout chasing in his comments.

#Respectfully
Degenerate: Hey do you know my friend respectfully justin with a lowercase j?

Functional Adult: I've heard that loser left his mom's house at 30!

#Respectfully
Being Defined
by Respectfully Toast November 23, 2021
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Justin Grossi

Hey there! stop being such a Justin Grossi
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Justin Jackson

Justin Jackson is one of them people that been threw a lot. Has a very beautiful girlfriend and works hard. Justin Jackson goes threw phases of doing really good and bad but in the end he keeps fighting and ends up being really successful and happy. Just in goofy fun and loves doing things with friends. If your a Justin Jackson you know what I’m talking about…
Justin Jackson has a. Blooper ball cock
by Heaven sent 420 September 16, 2022
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