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Face rape

Kissing for more than five minutes, to the point where your lips get chapped.
Boy Alex wanted to face rape girl Alex when she came over to hang out, this lead to both of them needing chapstick after.
by Sophia1815 November 20, 2018
mugGet the Face rapemug.

Rape funnel

"A big hole in the ground on worms" - Where the landscape has been formed into a pit in which any grenades fired into will roll to the bottom where any worms will inevitably be ruined.
forts on worms (the video game), the opposing team has destroyed the landscape and made a pit where some of the players are collected, they can fire grenades into this pit and easily kill off enemies, hence they're going to get raped and are in a rape funnel!
by thewhiterussian November 26, 2011
mugGet the Rape funnelmug.

State Rape

When the state takes your Federal Tax return.
by 4ChanAnon March 2, 2015
mugGet the State Rapemug.

gazer rape

When a man (any man) looks at woman (any woman) for any reason he is committing gazer rape. Gazer rape is the unwanted regard of a male who is obviously imagining having sexual intercourse with the woman. Many women consider gazer rape to be as violent and harmful as physical rape. The only known defences against gazer rape are forced blindness or covering oneself from head to toe in a shapeless garb. Note that the cover option is neither controversial nor oppressive: several hundreds of millions of women worldwide willingly embrace such clothing to avoid gazer rape.
Her: Officer, he gazer raped me!
Officer: But he's blind.
Her: Yes. Now he is.
by Azuxaekzixael November 29, 2017
mugGet the gazer rapemug.

gut raped

The feeling you get from too much laughter roast lamb and cream cake
Man I ate and drank so much And you lot are so hilarious I feel fucking gut raped
by Fuckit #1 May 24, 2018
mugGet the gut rapedmug.

alien-rape

noun.

A person (most likely male) who is so weird-looking and ugly, it's as if he/she is the result of a mother getting probed by an alien
"He's got the money, the funny. Too bad he's an alien-rape"
by kimsy October 21, 2014
mugGet the alien-rapemug.

Scully rape

when you see a chick you want fuck like you would fuck Dana sculls from x-files
"Look at that chick's sexy red hair I would "scully rape" the shit out of her"
by Oneclap2clap January 5, 2014
mugGet the Scully rapemug.

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