TMH Harry

Commonly acknowledged as the hottest phase of former One Direction member Harry Styles, during their Take Me Home tour circa 2013. Back then he was a full-course meal, a true blessing for the human race, a gift carved by the Sex God himself, a bastion of testosterone-fueled masculinity, a tanned-skin-huge-tattooed-biceps-colgate-white-smirk-long-slicked-back-curly-hair-lowkey-stripper-cocky-ass-looking-boy.

A: Bro wtf I just had a wet dream about TMH Harry.

B: I think it's because ur girlfriend won't stop talking about how hot af he was
A: Yeah that dude has 100% chance of stealing my girl
B: Not only your girl bro
A: Dafuq you mean bro
B: He might as well steal our anal virginity bro
A: K but ... No homo bro
B: Yeah homo bro. 10/10 would bang

by justarandomnastygalormaybeboi July 20, 2018

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Harri

Harri is an adjective for someone who is extremely irritating and annoying, tries to be quirky and different from the rest and love to burp in ur face while stuffing her face with food that somebody else bought for her, she loves to scratch her arms and fill the air with her skin flakes, someone with red hair is commonly called harri and is even more annoying, generally someone is is obbessed with people called brandon, ollie and morgan. someone who wastes there money on teddies and generally ponces of other peoples dispos but doesn’t let anyone use hers.

‘that girl with red hair is so irritating’
‘don’t worry that’s just harri’

by lucas muller x September 8, 2022

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