vice cream

When obese people get ice cream, even though they bloody well shouldn't.

Also what extramarital affairs get you filled with.

Man this music sucks, but at least I got me some vice cream!

by kebabWaitingGtg May 18, 2019

MarsBar Ice Cream

Trav fucking loves mars bar ice cream

MarsBar Ice Cream AND SOME FANTA FRUIT TWIST!

by Hqrreh May 25, 2019

Assassin’s Creamed

When you partner is challenged to make you cum before the time cap of the time trial mission of Assassin’s Creed...

Oh boy, we had an excelent Assassin’s creamed this morning !

by Kevlanji May 30, 2019

Cream cracker

Fuck head

Timmy is a cream cracker

by Semaj nihcam March 20, 2019

Crevis cream

Crevis cream is the sweat from under a mans testicles

Hey dude its hot out here, i need to go wipe off my crevis cream.

by Bum juice consumer April 11, 2019

Ice cream

The food that all shall eat. It is the giver of enjoyment and the master of all.

John:I don't like ice cream.
Mark:THEN GO BURN IN HELL!

by Photonbeam September 24, 2019

hemroid cream

hemroid cream is a cream for your swollen blood vessel that pops in your ass

mike: HELP I JUST TOOK A FAT SHIT AND MY ASS IS FOUNTAINING BLOOD GET HEMROID CREAM

by soupsters October 13, 2019