chocolate-dipped strawberry

When a woman sticks her bloody finger up your arse, and then licks it clean.

"That sick bitch down the hall is enjoying a chocolate-dipped strawberry."

by WylieMcGuire October 18, 2008

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chocolate cream surprise

the action of taking a shit in her mouth and making her throw up on her tits and then titty fuck her and cum all on her chest then spoon feed it to her

I gave her a chocolate cream surprise last night

by jimlustylip September 15, 2010

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The unknown substance that people consider pudding to have a amazing catastophic burst of flavor in your mouth as you eat it. Created for the soul purpose of eating and confusing your friends. It is chocolate and yellow at the same time.

Sabby: Hey bro wanna come over my house and make some yellow chocolate pudding?

Robert: Yea dude i have been craving some all week.

by The Bohon February 4, 2009

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chocolate covered cherries

when your fucking your girlfriend while shes on her back, causing your balls to smack against her ass turning them red, you then allow her to relieve herself upon your balls and make her lick it off, giving the effect of chocolate covered cherries

baby you want some chocolate covered cherries, eat these

by gingerbeast December 26, 2009

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chocolate bandit mask

A choclate bandit mask is When a burgler breaks into your house and you overcome him and then fuck him and shit on his eyes and smash it in the form of a mask.

Police Officer: What happend here?
House owner: He broke into my house
Police officer: Then what?
House owner: I overcame him and gave him a chocolate bandit mask
Police officer: Thats hot as fuck
House owner: Do you want a chocolate bandit mask

by CHocolate kingman October 22, 2015

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Chocolate Loch-Ness

When one completes a bowel movement that is of such a length that one end extends above the surface of the water in the toilet bowl resembling the ubiquitous grainy photo of the mythical Scottish Leviathan.

I just ate 90 chicken wings. I bet you twenty dollars that tomorrow's morning dump will be a chocolate Loch-Ness.

by shitty wizard March 14, 2011

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