Pulling My Turkey Leg

Another expression of pulling my tail!

“ You are really pulling my turkey leg right now”

by corrinao October 11, 2025

National Cut off people’s legs Day

Celebrated on October 14th it involves cutting off a persons leg to make them shorter, in preparation for National throw short people day.

Prepare to be short for it’s national cut off people’s legs day

by Eternal fire October 21, 2025

Planting Leg

Sticking your dick in a pile of dirt

John: What did you do last night?
Chris: Nothing much, I was just planting leg.
John: Well I hope you cleaned up after yourself.

by asvjAHUgfvbJKABfckha November 23, 2025

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. November 30, 2025

Being a pig on its hind legs

To make yourself seem more important than a certain group of people despite being little to no different than them.

This originates from George Orwell's novel "Animal Farm", a novel about animals revolting against humans and taking over the farm they were once oppressed in, only for the pigs to later seize all power and end up being even worse than the humans before them.

"It was a pig walking on its hind legs."

- Chapter 10

Guy 1: "Mate, those guys don't study at all! All they do is party!"
Guy 2: "Quit being a pig on its hind legs, all I see you do is be on your PC and failing your exams."

by WineAddict December 21, 2025

streak and legs

Da sumptuous sexual "feast" dat a lustful stud endeavors to attain by running naked in front of one or more hot chicks --- i. e., by "streaking", he hopes dat one or more of said luscious lookers will want access to da big long juicy thing dat they see bobbing around between his legs as he sprints past, and thus they will be willing to "spread their legs" for him.

You might be even more successful at da "streak and legs" routine if you also offer any favorably-responding chicks a thick-sliced-beef-and-fried-cackleberries meal as part of da bargain, too.

by QuacksO April 11, 2024

My legs just divorced

Basically another way to say that you're spreading your legs

Chloe: Have you seen the Timothee Chalamet? He played Willy Wonka in that new movie
Sam: Of course! I saw the movie!
Sophia: Y'all don't know that he was in Lady Bird?! Unbelievable newgen locals;-;
Marcus: Omg my legs just divorced when I saw him😝

by idontknowwhatmypseudonymshould May 23, 2024