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The Great Cock War of 2017

The epic battles that ensued over the possession of the sacred cock, as he who controls the cock controls the universe. Where were you when the cock flew.....?
"Hey son, learn about anything interesting in school today?"
"Yeah! We learned about the commanders in the Great Cock War of 2017!"
by Emperor Joseph II November 19, 2017
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War Pig

A weapon, hat, misc, taunt or any equitable item as well as general mentality of a player in Team Fortress 2 that brings with it a stereotype of thinking they are good or even great at the game but really not good at all, tldr; Something that associates with a player overestimating himself.
The Direct Hit is such a War Pig.
by Wilius the Nilius May 24, 2023
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seat wars

When a group of desperate lads all fight/race for the chance to sit by a specific beautiful girl. Usually they will dangle her in front of their friends and flirt with her to irritate them if and when they win.
"Max we must do seat wars to sit next to Hannah today."

"Oh it's on Bradley!"
by megaboom26 October 13, 2016
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War Crime

An accidental committed crime or broken rule,
Or an extremely outrageous intended crime
Old man: WHY DID YOU BREAK MY WINDOW?!
Kid: SORRY, it was a War Crime
by Lunch Table Luke December 14, 2021
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The War Room

A special place on Selma street where the beers and bag never stop flowing.
It’s just another Sunday in the War Room!
by Brickyardwarrior May 7, 2025
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War Hands

An older male who punches things in anger and doesn't feel it.
Man, Clint Eastwood has war hands in Gran Torino.
by Snerrak December 13, 2010
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War

A War Is A Battle Between China And Usa.
idk why i made that up
FIGHT!
Oh No
No Fighter Jets
*China Wins*
*Chinese Slang*
lol moment
THERE IS A WAR GOING ON RUN MOMENT
by King Lang September 18, 2020
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