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Taiwanese Tea

The resulting concoction found in the toilet bowl after one relieves themselves following the consumption of week old oysters and dehydrated orbeez. The rotten shellfish creates a smelly, liquidy excrement of varying colors. The orbeez will expand to full size during digestion. Once in the bowl the final product should look similar to that of boba tea.
After a wild time partying in Chinatown, I woke to find my girlfriend had been making Taiwanese Tea all night.
by Jpfyr May 6, 2022
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Maaza Gold Tea

The taste of freshness
A 30-year-old homegrown brand of Assam that promises the best blend of high grown Darjeeling Orthodox with Assam CTC tea leaves. It is so rich and flavorful that it leaves you feeling refreshed and energetic.
This cup of brew is so rich and flavorful; It is the Maaza Gold Tea!
by threeleavesgroup November 26, 2021
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green is my tea

Yolo, when you chug vomit be like

You: Green is my tea!!
Friend: There’s a hospital down the road!!
Hey honey, i just chugged vomit, and guess what *shakes the bottle* Green is my tea!!
by LGamer January 1, 2018
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Honest Tea

A bottled organic tea company based in Bethesda, Maryland. It was founded in 1998 by Seth Goldman and Barry Nalebuff. The company is a wholly owned subsidiary of The Coca-Cola Company. The name is a pun on the word "honesty".
by SPrice1980 May 28, 2022
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Spill the tea

A word teenage girls use to tell each other gossip. It can be anything from a guy to talking bad about someone to even what they did yesterday. Also confuses parents
Abigail: Did you see what Connor did yesterday
Hailey: omg no spill the tea
Abigail: He was talking about you
Hailey: omg Connor is so hot 🤤
by Roidboi17 May 1, 2019
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Inverted Tea Bag

An Inverted Tea Bag is the delectable and often painful task of actually ejaculating your own testicles out of your own penis. This is accomplished by withholding from sex or self pleasure for 5 or more days. As climax is achieved the testis will exit the urethra and dangled oh so gracefully by the spermatic cords. It is then traditional to dab the testicles on a friend or lover's forehead.
The last time I attemped to do an Inverted Tea Bag only one of my testis came out. I had to hold a peanut near the end of my penis hole to entice the second testi to come out of its den.
by liboface October 31, 2011
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Cup of Tea Gay

Queer folk who usually enjoy calm activities, like reading or tea. Not particularly flamboyant or outwardly expressed in gayness.
"How would you describe your professor?"
"Oh, he's gay, but like, cup of tea gay."
by pikachu10or November 1, 2021
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