front muffin

see "fupa"

Santa has a voluptuous front muffin.

by maximarsergee February 1, 2010

muffin gut

When a really fat chick's gut hangs over her waistband and below her shirt.

Dude 1: Oh man, that chick has massive, nasty muffin top

Dude 2: No man, muffin top is in the back, that is a muffin gut with a side of shirt fail!

by theqaking2 October 11, 2013

Muffin man

I guy with a awesome haircut

I want to have a haircut like the muffin man

by Spinksaay November 24, 2020

Muffin

Me love da muffin…
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I love muffins

by Bob Open hood August 28, 2021

Blueberry Muffin Autism

An obscure type of ASD where the person affected by it has a strange, intense interest or preference for things blueberry related (more commonly, blueberry muffins.)

This scene was supposed to go to Devon, but his blueberry muffin autism interrupted it.

by OPPA-RATOR September 8, 2025

Muffin Milker

A man whom loves to give cream pies

I am a proud muffin milker

by Big black bic pen April 25, 2022

Banana nut muffin

The act of removing a penis from a girls vagina prior to ejaculation.

John: Did you banana nut muffin Laura last night.
Jim: Hell yea.

by Whatwat October 22, 2016