Getting Eggs

When a man isn't simp enough to get a successful date, so he buys eggs instead.
Getting rejected, stood up

Kevinn had a date with Jonathan, but he's getting eggs, instead

You:"The streamer didn't like my love letter, I got eggs"
Danny De Vito:"Here's one!"

by KappaGee February 15, 2020

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Egg

Small little yolk infested prison.
Can hold many beings such as chicken, bird, insect, and more.
Some egg consumable, why other aren't.
Is good with breakfast, as well as making other food, like cake.

Guy: "Hey, you want egg during trying time?"
Girl: "Yes, I want egg for trying time."
Guy: "Too bad."
Girl: "What, you egg?" She stabs him.

by PrismMaster24 November 6, 2019

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laid an egg

Commonly used in hockey. When a team plays poorly and/or below expectations. Also "lay an egg" or "laying an egg".

Person 1: Did you see that Leafs game last night?
Person 2: Yeah. They really laid an egg.
Person 1: That's putting it lightly.

by ApathyInaction April 19, 2023

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Mumen Egg fart

Someone who ate eggs earlier today and farted it out and it smells like shitty ass eggs

Mumen ate eggs and he had a egg fart (Mumen Egg fart)

by Leonardosssss September 18, 2023

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private egg

An egg that is made solely for a dog or other pet while one is preparing a meal. Must be made on its own and entirely apart from items prepared for others, or it is not a true private egg. E.g., leftover scrambled eggs do not qualify as a “private egg”.

Ex 1: Babe, could you bring me Eames’ bowl? I made her a private egg.

Ex 2: He’s been such a good boy so I made him his very own private egg this morning.

by g4ry_bus3y August 26, 2023

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