I'm gonna take you to New Jersey like Will Smith did in that one episode of Fresh Prince cause that girl wouldn't screw him till they were married.
by fwejrhiwluerchfuiqvbwe November 25, 2007
Get the Take you to New Jerseymug. 1. To inform someone that the current situation is no longer working.
2. Fuck off.
3. Your not doing it for me anymore, or what you offer is lacking.
2. Fuck off.
3. Your not doing it for me anymore, or what you offer is lacking.
The new "it's not me it's you" is "I'll be taking my talents to south beach."
"It wasn't working out so I told her 'I'd be taking my talents to south beach."
"My boss was giving me grief so I said, straight up 'I'll be taking my talents to south beach."
"You don't have kidney beans in this here general store?! Well f-that. I'll be taking my talents to south beach!"
"After the Rolling Stones article, President Obama told General McChrystal he could take his talents to south beach."
It originates when LeBron James turned down the Cleveland Cavaliers offer, on a 1 hour nationally televised special, expressing that he was signing with the Miami Heat. He said "This fall I am taking my talents to south beach."
"It wasn't working out so I told her 'I'd be taking my talents to south beach."
"My boss was giving me grief so I said, straight up 'I'll be taking my talents to south beach."
"You don't have kidney beans in this here general store?! Well f-that. I'll be taking my talents to south beach!"
"After the Rolling Stones article, President Obama told General McChrystal he could take his talents to south beach."
It originates when LeBron James turned down the Cleveland Cavaliers offer, on a 1 hour nationally televised special, expressing that he was signing with the Miami Heat. He said "This fall I am taking my talents to south beach."
by Master Alexander July 11, 2010
Get the I'll be taking my talents to south beach.mug. The act of going the bathroom, specifically for a shit. Comes from LeBron James using this phrase to take a massive shit on a huge number of people: fans, teammates, and the entire NBA.
Bro #1: It's time for that bitchin' party!
Bro #2: Yeah! One sec though, I'm taking my talents to South Beach first!
Bro #2: Yeah! One sec though, I'm taking my talents to South Beach first!
by Disappointed Ohioan October 27, 2010
Get the I'm taking my talents to South Beachmug. William and Danny had an arm wrestling competition and William lost, their friend Sam said to William, "you've had your pants pulled down there William" , William then responded by saying "fair play Dan, I take my pants off to you"
by Baxington March 13, 2015
Get the I take my pants off to youmug. I want you to die, by falling off a pier. Hence if you take a long walk off a short peir, you will fall off the edge.
by sprkim182 November 15, 2007
Get the take a long walk off a short piermug. by The Matchmakers January 23, 2011
Get the i gotta take care of some stuffmug. Never let them take you alive means that in situations that resemble a choice between surrender or fighting to the death, choose to fight. If the enemy is going to take your body, it it sure as hell isn’t going to be alive.
(Javier) “Wow, there’s just no hope for living the life I pictured.”
(Marsha) “Stop whining and suck it the fuck up, Javier! Never let them take you alive.”
(Soldier) “Never let em take you alive.”
(Marsha) “Stop whining and suck it the fuck up, Javier! Never let them take you alive.”
(Soldier) “Never let em take you alive.”
by RightDown2ChinatownCharlyBrown April 8, 2020
Get the never let them take you alivemug.