Blue Gloved Santa

A Santa that forgets his gloves at the strip club, so he has to borrow an elf’s blue gloves.

We heard Santa exclaim as he flew out sight, “I left my gloves at the damn strip club last Friday night,” but Daniel the elf came tip toeing by and brought Santa a pair of his blue ones to try (blue gloved santa).

by DJTruth December 10, 2022

To go Santos on

To lie extremely

The republican party is about to go Santos on the nation.

by TheLiberalist January 18, 2023

I plead the Santos

Being protected from accusations because you can tell big whopper lies

If you feel that you are being challenged on your truthfulness just say that "I plead the Santos". This means your latest lies will protect you for another week or two .

by Laughs Along With Humans January 28, 2023

Neymar Da Silva Santos jr

Neymar is a 35 year old Brazilian soccer player who plays for Brazil and Paris-Saint-German. And was born on february 5 in mori das cruzes (ALSO CR7 BIRTHDAY ) Neymar also has a child named Davi Lucca. He also has lots of fans around the world , And his fandom name is "Neymarzete(s)''. He also speaks portuguese, french and English.

Neymar's nicknames : Ney, Ney Ney , Njr, Njr10, neymar jr, ney jr, menino (boy) ,handsome man and the 2nd goat

friend : oh, your watching psg vs _____ .
y/n: yeah...
Friend : wheres Neymar Da Silva Santos Jr ?
Y/n: right there next to messi and mbappe

by neywife February 2, 2023

Hanna Aguilar Santos

The most beautiful girl on the planet, her eyes are more alarming and lovely than the stars and her hands are softer than pillows. Her voice is like a melody that can put anyone at ease and feel a sense of comfort, her laugh and smile is contagious and lights up the room. She is very cute and silly which makes her even more perfect, the sun and the moon take turns just to be able to experience her beauty. You would be a very fortunate person to know “Hanna” She really is the definition of gods art.

Hanna Aguilar Santos looks cute today

by Topg4life March 16, 2023

alma and santi

Best couple in the wrld

This is alma and santi

by me are me June 25, 2023

Working less than Santa

When someone works little to no hours, slacks at work or is unemployed that person 'works less than Santa'.

"You have to pick someone to do the group project with, what about Matt?"
"Nah, working with him equals working in singleplayer, he works less than Santa Claus"

"I haven't seen him work a day in his life, he works less than Santa"

"Since the accident, he has been working less than Santa"

by NuovoAntares May 11, 2023