Poopy Penis

when your penis gets dark brown tootsie roll colored feces on it after penetrating the anal orifice

Marcy gave me poopy penis and it was so bad. Looked like a tootsie roll flopping around in my bed

by Never not doing it October 14, 2022

peni day

PENI day is the day to CELEBRATE PENI
what is PENI you might be wondering
PENI is the plural OF PENIS
not it's not penises, the government has been lying to you.
PENI day comes on the 15 of every month.
how do you celebrate it? I DONT KNOW
just be happy that PENI exist

person a: hey broski when is PENI day?
person b: its the 15 of every mont

by vinc3 May 21, 2022

Cadens Penis

Very big and has girth, fantastic. If you meet a caden, suck their dick, you’ll probably gag though.

Caden: suck my dick, it’s cadens penis
Person: no I’ll gag!!!!

by CranberryJuice6979 June 3, 2022

Penis bubbling

V. To consistently send text in the shape of a penis usually consisting of 3 separate chat bubbles.

Hey!
What are you up to?
Hehe

Hey!
Nothing. Can you stop penis bubbling me?
Gosh!

by PhilPC3 December 16, 2021

Penis Simulator

sooo like dude its like a penis thats in a simulator for you sex deprived idiots on the internet

im gonna go play penis simulator

by AshiaTheIdiot March 20, 2022

penis cookie

"Penis cookie" is what Mars calls people when trying to insult them.

"u penis cookie"

by c.ase_y January 26, 2022

Squirrels penis

Also known as a 'Wet Willy'

It was shocked and impressed when Jenna put her wet finger in my ear and said 'squirrels penis'

by Super Sandy Cheeks February 2, 2022