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The Wank Dance

A dance, similar to the mashed potato dance, but used by young women who think a wank is a type of dance. To do the dance, you simply smack your fists on top of each other.
Sara: Hey, you wankin'?
Sion: Um..No. I'm doing the mashed potato dance.
Sara: Aren't they like..the same thing?
Sion: You're wank, you know that?
Sara: Yup! *Begins to do The Wank Dance*
by The Wiggles kids August 24, 2012
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Dancing your mouse

Someone who spends more time dancing and bouncing their mouse around their desk to music than actually doing any work.
Hey Bland, how about you do some work instead of dancing your mouse like you’re in some sort of Scottish stage show.
by User1893 July 21, 2022
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step dancing

from the Wall Street Journal, 1/12/07, W1: "Step dancing, or stepping, is a form of street dancing that has evolved into a cross between Ladysmith Black Mambazo and Marine Corps basic training."
"'Stomp the Yard,' which was directed by Syvain White, is absolutely fixated by step dancing." (also from the Wall Street Journal, 1/12/07)
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Fetus dance

It's an unborn child in the womb dancing...Just think about a Christmas tree with a fetus with the umbilical cord on it still dancing on the tree.
I used to be a fetus dancer.
by Dr. REEEE KID December 20, 2019
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Nebraska Rain Dance

When someone pops the cap off of a relatives ashes, Mixes it with semen and tars it onto their body like a ritual paint, Lights themself on fire and dances til they die.
What a shame, Saw Ron just finished his Nebraska Rain dance.
by BenAids June 1, 2018
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Slap Dance

A Sexy Lap dance that always ends with having sexual inter course. Rather is fucking or making love. Or oral or anal sex or all the above.
I want a Slap dance so badly and I will die happily
by The True Jesus Christ December 7, 2021
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Zaffino Dance

A strange bodily movement perfomed in nightclubs across the globe. This movement usually scares away all of the girls in said clubs.
"LOL look, he's doing the Zaffino dance"
by hernieh March 8, 2009
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