lord n jaysus

disbelief, amazement, gobsmacked, disgusted

Man: hey baby, any chance of some action tonight?
Woman: No!
Man: but we haven't made love in 2 months!
Woman: No answer!
Man: Lord n jaysus!

by wexslang June 15, 2012

chop n pack

Usually used when you are insulted by someone or someone making a comment that made you shut up and you don't have any more come backs.

what do you have to say now, thats what I thought, you just got chop n packed

by scarfboyz August 31, 2012

Stare n Jerk

When someone gives you a hard handjob while looking at you dead in the eye or stareing at you the whole time during the handjob.

Dude she stare n jerked me all night.
That Sucks.

by Wak sh0tz March 3, 2011

cock-n-stein

A penis tattooed with bolts on the side to resemble Frankenstein.

Guy: sup bitchezzz... check dis mufuckin cock-n-stein
*whips out*
Bitchezzz: oh daddy give me that big hard cock-n-stein
Guy: fuck dat... i'm gay

by Fagatron1927 March 14, 2011

duece n ditch

When you take a shit and leave it in the bowl without flushing.

No wonder it stinks in here, someone did a duece n ditch

by cracka wacka March 16, 2011

puff n run

When someone silently passes gas around people, then walks away to remove himself/herself from suspicion.

I pulled a serious puff n run at the bar last night!! I think I left behind a cloud of toxic fumes. GROSS!

by Kimbocrastinator June 23, 2011

Dump-n-jack

When you take a dump, then jack off in the bowl after you're done. Usually this is to save water and not flush twice, or to cover up for anyone in the house.
Can also be taking a dump right after you finish jacking off.

"I'm gonna go take a dunp-n-jack"
"Cool. See you in 30"

"I told my mom I was in the bathroom when I did my dump-n-jack"

by create1ders October 17, 2011