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motherfu'kin' jon 

One of the most talented Drum and Bass DJs to ever mix records. Unfortunately his DJ career was doomed because he didn't know how to not call out bullshit when he saw it. Either that or all the promoters got salty when they found out that he indeed did fuck their mother.
"Who is this mixing on this CD? This is awesome"
"Oh man, that's Motherfu'kin' Jon!"
motherfu'kin' jon by MFJ420 June 11, 2023
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Female person or female animal that made and carried in the womb other living beings.
Mother.
mother by Ramparilli June 15, 2023
Someone, typically a mature female, who displays dominant and/or sensual energy. The term is commonly used in stan twitter + kpop twitter.
A: "Did you see Jihyo's Fancam?"
B: "I did! She is so mother"
Mother by thomas.0648 April 11, 2023
Female who made and generated other beings.
Mother.
mother by UserXDXP April 25, 2023

mother goose story tellin ass bitch 

A person who makes up the dumbest non believable stories to cover their shady asses, will go outta their way to waste time and expects you to believe them or acts offended when you don't.
This mother goose story tellin ass bitch just told me he don't have my money because three cats and a raccoon with a knife just robbed him behind maceys.
Basically it's someone who gives off this bad-b*tch energy and is fabulous as all hell
OMG, she's like SO mother!
If you’ve sucked her boobs, she’s your mother.
Mother by cutiepatootie069 May 12, 2023