We were watching that new Netflix movie last night and Glenn Powell’s penis was totally pulling a Loch Ness monster
by Illneverpostagainsorry June 8, 2024
Get the Loch Ness Monster mug.When you re heavy drinking in a pub, but you do nt feel drunk, you go outside and instantly get attacked by the fresh air monster,instantly slurring your words and having trouble walking
Jake had drank 10 pints and was nt feeling drunk at all, til he went outside and was attacked by the fresh air monster
by G dogo June 17, 2024
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i love you. i love you more. i love you most. i love you mostest. i love you mostester. i love you monster!
by esizzledizzle June 23, 2024
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by Spaceman7000 July 30, 2024
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by Dr SexyMan August 10, 2024
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"Craig– you absolutely have to quit meth. You're gonna die!"
"It's just a Monster with ice, man. I need it to wake up in the morning."
"I know what a monster on the rocks is. You need Jesus"
"It's just a Monster with ice, man. I need it to wake up in the morning."
"I know what a monster on the rocks is. You need Jesus"
by ItsCreegMan January 16, 2023
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red hair who comes to tickle and whisper silly thoughts in your ear
red hair who comes to tickle and whisper silly thoughts in your ear
by dicksleeve February 5, 2023
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