Joe's Law

No matter the joke, somebody somewhere will get offended somehow.

"Hey, you need to be careful about telling jokes, Joe's Law is very important"

by Joe's Law July 31, 2020

Mulligan’s Law

The amount of baseball played is directly correlated to the fruitiness level of an individual.

Max is the fruitiest person I know. Well he’s played baseball his whole life. That makes sense according to Mulligan’s Law.

by Patrick Star9838 March 17, 2024

Jake Piper's third law

Jake Piper's third law is extremely simple.

Just remember it.

Ian: "Damn man, I just cannot think of the capital of Mexico right now."
Rasheed: "Use Jake Piper's third law."

by unitybacon October 13, 2020

Tobys Law

When you fuck up so bad you profit from it.

Jon Destroyed and $81,000 truck destroyed and $81,000 truck and got a raise from it.

Fred: That’s some Tobys Law shit right there.

by IamVGamer September 4, 2020

Rocha's Law

The smarter the user of an AI, the more potential of the AI.

Man 1: Look, I made this working communistic economy simulator on gpt-5

Man 2: Rocha's Law hard at work.

by Triple Yellow August 13, 2025

RedTape's Law

If it exists, there is a Twitter user who is offended by it.

Alternatively known as Rule 35 of the internet.

"Man why is Twitter filled with a bunch of snowflakes?"
"RedTape's Law."

by Redtape____ November 23, 2021

pulling a laws

Just about to collect something worth having and someone swoops and steals it from you.

“You stole my self revive!!” He’s “pulling a laws”

by anonymous May 10, 2021