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Dumber than a short haired red-head

Whenever someone is being a complete moronic douche-bag of a whore, it is common to call them this name. Only use in cases where the women looks like an ugly lesbain.
Guy #1: Man that bitch uses the word Retarded while her kid looks Autistic!

Guy #2: That ugly stupid bitch is dumber than a short haired red-head.
by Bitch Imsmarterthanyou February 14, 2012
mugGet the Dumber than a short haired red-headmug.

fuzzy wuzzy wuz a bear; fuzzy wuzzy had no hair!

A phase I just added to prove that any content can be added to urbandictionary.com, a 'user generated content' "dictionary.
I wonder if I add 'fuzzy wuzzy wuz a bear; fuzzy wuzzy had no hair!' to urbandctionary if it would get published for the world to see...
by BlueCollarLLC January 25, 2017
mugGet the fuzzy wuzzy wuz a bear; fuzzy wuzzy had no hair!mug.
words that a really dilusional teenager will say when they are not on drugs. this kid would probably having swelling in the brain and will need to be rushed to the hospital where they will need a really large needle stuck into their eyeball to get the fluids out.
"i'm not on drugs mom, you have apple hair, i threw a pancake into the river, A PANCAKE!"
by the cooler n-dawg October 30, 2007
mugGet the you have apple hair, i threw a pancake into the river, A PANCAKE!mug.

National Blonde hair blue eyes boys named Liam day

A day commencing on September the 3rd, honouring all boys/men with blonde hair and blue eyes, particularly those named "Liam". This day requires you to splash out $5 to every boy who falls under these characteristics.
"Today, is National blonde hair blue eyes boys named Liam day, better give every Liam with blonde hair and blue eyes $5!"
by lmlm99 September 1, 2021
mugGet the National Blonde hair blue eyes boys named Liam daymug.
1. Phrase often said to notify someone you are in a squabble with, that you are going to strike them, similar to how one would smack their adoptive red-haired child.
Guy: Hey buddy did you eat my last sweet cuppin-cake?

Buddy: Yeah i did guy, and what are you going to do about it?

Guy: Mother fuck! I'll smack you like a red-haired step child at K-mart!
by Chass Master Plus April 15, 2009
mugGet the I'll smack you like a red-haired step child at K-martmug.
When Jake Paul makes a new video.
You: watching Youtube

You: ANOTHER JAKE PAUL!! I GON HAVE A stream sniping, hair pulling, mind crushing, world bombing, metal breaking freakout!!@@#!@!#
mugGet the stream sniping, hair pulling, mind crushing, world bombing, metal breaking freakoutmug.
Someone who's name would be better if it was emma.
example #1

person #1 Hey whats your name

person #2 Kendall

person#1 Too bad if your name was Emma I would be friends with you

expanple #2

person #1 Hey your cute I would date you blonde head dropdead gurl.

person #2 thanks you hot monster. my name is Kendall.

person #1 Oh...... This is awkward. I would only date you if your name was Emma Bye

Person #2 :(

example #3

person #1 My name is ......

person #1 "Kendall - Somebody who has blonde hair which would be better if it was red"

person #2 You would look much better with red hair and would be hotter if your name was Emma

person #1 :(
mugGet the Kendall - Somebody who has blonde hair which would be better if it was redmug.

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