National Free Shot Day

Anyone who orders a Shot of hard liquor is entitled to a Free Shot of the same on January 14th of any year.
by I fly kites January 14, 2024
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Free fucks

90s game where you save Soda tabs for your crush, the corresponding letter gets the tab, and you get to hit it in return.
I pulled a d on the surge can, Diana’s getting one a them free fucks
by Dirty Lamberti July 20, 2024
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FREE CRACK!

WOOHOO LETS GO GET SOME FREE CRACK!
by cardboardboxeater February 17, 2023
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Free-diculous

When you get something for free- and it's ridiculous! Can be anything that is free but you find value in it. Could be something stupid like a set of stress balls that look like boobs that you'd win as a door prize.
Val: Did you get that free t shirt with sexual undertones from our vendor??
Scott: Yes! What were they thinking??
Val: I have no clue- but it's free-diculous and I like it!
by Val the Great January 11, 2013
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For all those food critics out there, It is when you get into a 3 Some MFF, you ration your demon seed(Special Sauce) into both of their cockpockets, so that it can be eaten as caviar when both FF 69, whilst you watch. No extra salt needed.
Last night shirely and annie participated in a Gluten free JP Special Sauce Sandwich with your dad, after fisting each other with a prosthetic arm, after dry humping the urn with your mothers ashes. Shirley swallowed, Annie spat it out and then did the dishes. It was a warm summers morning the dew glistened off the leaves, the ambiance of birds and other wild life echos in the valley, you are reminded, your mother was and always will be a titanic whore and the best toilet the german SS ever had.
by JizzalotofAUS December 27, 2023
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Free Ballen

Slicing your own testicles and filling the cavity with Tide Pods (or any other object or substance).
“Ey bru, you free ballen tonight?”
Slicing n Dicin’ my brutha. Straight clean like Tide, Son”
by MisAnthroPissed September 23, 2023
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Corner free pee

When u wake up in the night and you in something close to you so u don't have to walk to another room or around the bed to go, other words. You don't have to walk around any corners
I had a corner free pee , I used my kids training toilet last night after drinking beer all night,
by Ray8603 August 27, 2022
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