Ethan&Jayden

they were made to last forever and are so perfect together. in future they will have kids, a house and everything they would’ve ever dreamed of IF ETHAN BOUGHT HER FLOWERS

“are ethan&jayden still together?”
“yeah bro, don’t think he’s bought her flowers yet though. maybe next pay day”

by ploughsbMx August 6, 2024

Ethan The 3ther

Allegedly does NOT have a video of 3 friends in a school bathroom

Ethan The 3ther is ok

by Masonbob24 August 7, 2024

Ethan Ryan

Married to Erica han, Ethan Ryan has ammased a network of over 2,000,000 at the age of 17, what can this man not do?

Look at that hottie ethan ryan I heard he can bench 300, has a 1600 sat, 50 wives, and is a successful artist under the name kpop smoke

by K-POP Smoke August 9, 2024

Ethan

The most homophobic and republican fatass the world has ever seen. Hyper religious and stupid. Many Ethan’s hang out with jock friend groups who think they accept them, but really don’t even notice them. Ethan’s are also extremely vulgar and are more prone to saying slurs. Often times one can find an Ethan harassing a group of minorities and spouting slur after slur.

Yo Jerome, this bitch across the room is for real an Ethan

Oh word? Let’s dip ‘fore we get harassed.

by Cheeto Finger August 15, 2024

Ethan

fat six pack GOAT. this isnt bullying we still like u ethan dw :)

Q: what is an example of an elephant?
A: ethan

by ilovecatssm_0000 September 6, 2023

Ethan

Someone who is somewhat chill but keeps to himself. He is an avid Car person, and could probably tell you everything about them. But, his looks can be deceiving. He barely ever texts back and avoids girls. Although there is one girl ...but that's another story. And his friend is very flirtatious and nice. So, all in all, Ethan is somewhat of a nice person if you ever get to meet him or talk to him.

Ethan is a Car guy.

by Cb2400 September 14, 2023

Ethan A. W.G.

Ethan A. G.W., The bestest boy in the whole world. He’s a sweet golden boy who looks at you with the eyes full of love. He’d give you the world if he could and would relentlessly love you and all your flaws. He reminds you of how beautiful you are and tries his best to be the best and can be a little clingy at times. His best features include his ass, dick, smile, and most important the eyes that hold this universe. Perfect daddy material and cuddle material.

“Do you know Ethan A. W.G.? I heard that boy has the fattest ass in town”

by Ethan A. W.G. October 2, 2023