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Rock the Beef

When a GF or wife requires their man to stick both their thumbs up their own butt, jump up and down, and 'hee-haw' like a donkey in exchange for permission to have a night out with the guys. "Rocking the Beef" is believed to have originated when George Washington wanted to go meet the guys, eat wings and sign the constitution, but Martha wanted him to stay home and watch "This Is Us" on NBC. For the sake of national freedom George agreed to "Rock the Beef".
"FRIEND 1: Did MJ confirm with you that we're getting wings tonight? He didn't answer my text. FRIEND 2: He said he was free, but he may have to Rock the Beef first"
by KokomoBro May 19, 2018
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Quivering Beef Curtains

When a woman's vagina looks like an open face roast beef sandwich having a seizure while she is twerking.
Did you see Shafawnduh out on the dance floor twerking? All I could focus on was her quivering beef curtains!! Gross.
by Supafly&JiggaBoo April 23, 2017
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beef strokeoneoff

The act of subtly telling your boy that you're about to jerk off.
Son, did you see that girl!? I'm about to beef strokeoneoff.
by hashbrownham June 15, 2019
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Whats Your mongolian beef?

An Authentic Mongolian barbecue place that’s serves up tasty treats with a side of sass
What’s up with you? Are you hungry, hangry or both? Seriously Whats your Mongolian beef?
by Guleethedogsout April 12, 2023
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turtle beef

Having a falling out between friends over who's the best Ninja Turtle. Coined by Wayne Brady on stream with Marc Rebillet.
No, I don't talk to Joe anymore, we had a turtle beef... I mean, Michelangelo is clearly the best, how could he say Leonardo is the best!?
by LtChaser December 14, 2021
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Beef

by Moosedog March 9, 2019
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left beef

Oh Thomas has a weird left beef
by Majestic Chair June 6, 2017
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