No idiots April

U cannot talk with idiots

No idiots April u wont talk with an idiot

by Tuje February 2, 2019

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April 29th

National cuddle a bear contented.

National cuddle a bear day tis be thine day whenith thou have to find a bearith, get butt ass naked and cuddle thine bear to your hearts contenten.

Bro 1: "Hey dude you know what day it is, right?"
Bro 2: "Monday?"
Bro 1: "Nah man its April 29th national cuddle a bear naked day!"
Bro 2: "I know just the guy...."

by Digbars_leftovers. April 28, 2024

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April 10th

National make out with your gf day

BF: Hey it’s April 10th
GF: Huh?.. Oh yeahh, come here
BF: Ok RN

by I.Love.Her April 9, 2022

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April 17

April 17th is national make your boyfriend toe's curl day.

On April 17th, You give him some brain
You preform that one move that always makes him choke.
Give in to his fantasies and make him beg for more.

by FreshlyCutTulips April 16, 2024

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Only the absolute coolest people are born on this day. People born on this day have the perfect ability to make you laugh and smile when your at your lowest. They never fail to make your day and they are always there for you through anything.

friend - did you see the new kid at school?
me - yeah, he was super cool. he must be born on April 8th!

by ilovedanielseavey May 14, 2022

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