Moth duck

Moth duck: Is someone who doesn't give you a straight answer on anything and is dumber the a door nail

Hey when you coming soon

Them: soon

Me: etA??
Them: Sooon
Me: Whens soon

Them: Soon

Me: your such a moth duck

by Jollywallie April 18, 2021

horsed the duck

A variation of "screwed the pooch". Visualize duck stepped on by horse.

What a screwup. He horsed the duck.

by barber of seville January 19, 2018

Distorted Duck

A male or female who see them selves as the ducks nuts, they Pretend to walk the walk, they Pretend to talk the talk, but in reality they can't even use Google maps to find their way around the local duck pound.

Pal says: Girl I got this send me the address I'll be there in 5.
John says: Dude address has been send many many times it's straight through the duck pound, come on now I thought you knew your shit bro, and oi didn't we have a job on last week? You confused bro.
Pal ends up walking around for hours to finally arrive, with an over the top explaination as to what took them so long to hide the fact that they are indeed nothing more then a Distorted Duck

by answer2no1 May 29, 2021

Ducks

1990's term mostly used by "Gang member from South Central Los Angeles" meaning MONEY.

Don't f*ck with my "DUCKS" and everything will be cool with us! Said the dope dealer to his workers.

by longbone November 6, 2017

National duck day!

A day to appreciate and spoil your little ducky friends!! **November 6th!!!!!**

“Dude, November 6th I’m gonna spoil my duck!”
‘Why?’
“Because it’s National duck day!!”

by Waddles the Rouen July 28, 2023

Duck Duck

When a “nice guy” gets his penis sucked as a reward for not being a total douche bag.

“Did you hear about Johnny finally getting a duck duck from Amy after she broke up with Brad?”

“Ah good for him he’s so nice and Brad was such a dick.”

by Jeff1801 July 30, 2017

grumpy duck

A usually grumpy person. Whom denies being grumpy. Just remember if it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and sounds like a duck, its probably a grumpy person

Hey grumpy duck why so angry?

by rachir February 20, 2017