by THE.GOD.OF.RANDOMNESS December 05, 2018
It was a cool summer night at Lake Swan. The Phillipi cabin-Grace, Kaiti, Brielle, Kaleigh, Ashley, Elaina, Mary, Jaina, Ginger, and Amelia-was settling down for a chill night filled with "wshwshwhsh" sounds, Chips Ahoy Cookies, and hand-written memes passed around the bunks. The air was filled with laughter and jokes that would be remembered long after...But oh, how that would change. Suddenly, Ashley let out an enormous scream. "A ROACH!!!!!!" the young teens looked towards the bunk that Brielle and Ashley shared and, sure enough, a big, shiny brown roach was scuttling around under the bed, hoping to snack on Brielle's store-bought cookies. Everyone screamed. Jaina, and Mary ran for the bathroom, Kaleigh and Ginger hid on their top bunks, Ashley and Brielle stayed put, Elaina watched contently, and Amelia grabbed bug spray and a shoe and screamed, "FIGHT LIKE A MAN!!!!!!!!". Kaiti and Grace shrieked as they attempted to find the horrendous bug, scurrying around under the bed. after an exhausting battle between man and bug, everyone crawled fearfully into their bunks. suddenly, Amelia bounced up and shouted, "I KNOW!!! LET'S NAME HIM!!!" Kaleigh asked, "what should we name him?" without hesitation, Amelia exclaimed, "Billy Bob Daniel!!!" and so his memory lives on. Billy Bob Daniel is not to be confused with Hitler Santa Claus, Huey, Dewey, or Lewey. Do NOT disrespect the roach, or he will come for you and your family's Chips Ahoy Cookies.
by Cinnamon_Girl 💛 October 29, 2021
Your bob is fire asf and you the best rocking it right now. Your Bob isn’t stiff and it moves anytime u turn your head. Yo Bob is fye
“Oooo hey Miranda yo Bob is fye!!”
“Omg thank your gurll” - Miranda
By- Courtney (Ig: Courtneystephaniee._)
“Omg thank your gurll” - Miranda
By- Courtney (Ig: Courtneystephaniee._)
by Courtneystephaniee November 20, 2023
by theoneanderson November 19, 2023
Big Gay Bob - A lazy pile, gross, hairy man. Typically you consider him a friend and he claims to be heterosexual but you all know he’s gay and has sexual thoughts about you and your friends
by You know if you know June 25, 2020
A BOB or battery operated boyfriend, is a device that is available for people with BUFs (butt ugly faces). It is shaped like the male penis and has many different size and modes it can be used on. Only difference between this and the real thing is that the BOB will never reject u like John from 3rd grade. Unless u 1, have a rabid vagina or 2 run out of batteries.
Caitlin Jenner, it looks like someone hit you with an ugly stick, you should definitely buy a BOB (battery operated boyfriend) because not even Tom, the blind man with no legs down the road would fuck you.
by Samthedickslayer September 16, 2016
A BOB is a tool used for sexual pleasure usually shaped like male genitalia. They are obviously battery-operated hence the name and usually contain multiple vibrating functions including but not limited to
-Slow tease
-Paced Quicky
-Black Male Destroying Anal
-Slow tease
-Paced Quicky
-Black Male Destroying Anal
"I accidently found my mums bob jimmy...it was still wet and moving"
"I can't Wait until I can get some alone time with Bob"
BOB(Battery Operated Boyfriend)-your moms dildo.
"I can't Wait until I can get some alone time with Bob"
BOB(Battery Operated Boyfriend)-your moms dildo.
by Loki✌ September 15, 2016