Its the walk you have to make to get a tissue/napkin after you've jizzed in your hand but forgot to have a tissue nearby and you can pull up your underwear without dropping the jizz. So you have a to awkwardly walk to the nearest bathroom or wherever you have a tissue.
Damn it man, I had to lobster walk to the bathroom last night... I gotta stop jerking off so much...
by Kris Patel November 13, 2015
by Allahatopia November 19, 2018
First, lay down a terrible towel as a place mat (this will get messy). Next: take pierogies, cole slaw, and french fries and place them over the testicles. Enjoy!
by PrincessThunderballs September 12, 2015
by Sauce walka June 19, 2024
When a person takes a walk at a point of night where nobody is awake fully naked without any clothes to cover themselves up if caught, leaving it to be very risky.
by Joey salads. October 01, 2017
Like the walk of shame only without the sex.
walking home from last night party after crashing there.
walking home from last night party after crashing there.
Dude: i walked the walk of no shame after last night halloween party
Dude 2: Thats better than the walk of shame
Dude 2: Thats better than the walk of shame
by pizzaismykink September 10, 2017
The stage at which couples that've usually been together for about 4-6 years begin to randomly walk around the neighborhood to "lose weight." However in reality it's an excuse for the wife to get the husband off the couch and to spend shitty quality time together.
Neighborhood kid 1: wow they've been walking for two days straight.
Neighborhood kid 2: Nah it's just the walking stage.
Neighborhood kid 2: Nah it's just the walking stage.
by Funny kid 47 June 08, 2011