Taiwanese Tea

The resulting concoction found in the toilet bowl after one relieves themselves following the consumption of week old oysters and dehydrated orbeez. The rotten shellfish creates a smelly, liquidy excrement of varying colors. The orbeez will expand to full size during digestion. Once in the bowl the final product should look similar to that of boba tea.
After a wild time partying in Chinatown, I woke to find my girlfriend had been making Taiwanese Tea all night.
by Jpfyr May 07, 2022
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Poop Tea

A phenomenon that occurs when feces is left unflushed in a toilet until it dissolves and turns the water an orange-ish shade of brown reminiscent of some herbal teas.
I forgot to flush my deuce this morning before I left for work and found Poop Tea in the water when I opened the lid again.
by Silas Schadenfreude February 20, 2017
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Salt Tea

A sugar free Arnold Palmer Malt Beverage made by Salt-Tea Beverage Company
"Wow! That guy is drinking a Salt Tea. He is so dreamy"
by The_Salty_Dog July 23, 2008
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Tea Sucker

When someone says they are busy or can't talk until you mention you have extremely important gossip, "tea", in which in that moment all of a sudden they have all the time in the world.
Linda is such a tea sucker, she only talks to me when I have drama to share.
by Lab chump 2000 February 09, 2024
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mug tea

ur hot both on roblox and irl too
when yo roblox mug n yo real life mug tea
by momaur September 05, 2024
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