sam

sam is a stinky bum bum negro who is very stinky, they are a double whammy (an alcoholic and a junkie, DOUBLE WHAMMY!)
they were also a victim of unpenising and repenising.. sam was my test subject, all sams.. they hate negros and whites and browns and all of them and womens and them all.

sam: oh boy i am so happy that i got repenised! i was mourning the loss of my funny little friend and he got returned to me! i love my skin flute <3

by Crinklesnoop Hater January 25, 2025

sam frost

The kinda guy that makes you want to leave the room when he enters

Damn Sam frost arrived, surpose I better leave out of the window

by Samsfrosting May 13, 2022

Digi-Sam

One who is predisposed to trying to digitise and monetise a wide range of business ideas, often without success.

He's a Digi-Sam

by Black Bird 4000 January 7, 2011

Sam Sterry

Someone who will act really cocky about everything good he does just to piss a certain group of people off. Someone who is a huge try-hard and doesn’t give a shit about what anyone else says or wants

“Oy stop maxing. It’s only a warm-up! Stop being such a Sam Sterry you try-hard!”

by Mike Horsfall March 18, 2018

Sam

The definition of an idiot, who also happens to be pretty.

"Look at him! He's such a Sam!"

by Spacey Lisa October 17, 2020

Sam Carpenter

He is the coolest person you will ever meat and he has an even bigger thunder cock than hisham. he is so hot omg lol

damn sam carpenter is so cool!

by Jammer906 March 21, 2022

sam

Sam is the greatest person you could meet. he will always make sure your days aren’t bad. he’ll be there for you when you need him and he’ll love you unconditionally. he’s truly the best. Sam is very handsome too. his hair looks great and soft and his eyes are blue and pretty. you’d want to look into them forever. Once you see Sams face you have the urge to hold it and look at it for hours. Sam had the cutest face ever and you just want to kiss it all over. Sam has the cutest nose and lips. His style is great. Sam can’t go one day looking bad. he could wear a trash bag and still be handsome. Sam is amazing and once you meet him you’re gonna fall in love with him. Sam will make you feel safe and loved and wanted. He’s gonna be your reason to live.

SAM IS MY BOYFRIEND HZJRJFKZKRKKAKAK

by A13x1$ <3 December 5, 2020