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The Rock sus

Dont Let Him Catch You In 4k Or Else Your Gonna Get Fucked By A 6’11 Black Man So No Corn Hub Durning NNN. NO SEXY CORN VIDEOS (unless the rock approves) the rock sus is kinda sus
by Mega Bbc November 29, 2021
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lobotomized Rock

A person who is lazy, lethargic, and incapable to think properly.
john is a lobotomized rock, he is just a waste.
by being formless September 13, 2022
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a rock called hector

A rock called hector is a tiktoker who reposts videos saying the phrase 'A rock called hector'. This rock is a character from the game Omori. Hector is a rock to that belongs to the character Kel in headspace.
I keep a rock called hector in my comments!
by a rock called hector April 4, 2023
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The Rock Tribunal

The place where the rankings of bands are decided headed up by The Rock Oracle.
I wonder how it was decided Metallica are A leaguers, oh ya the Rock tribunal got it Wight.
by The Rock Oracle July 15, 2023
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smart rock

a made-up categorization, term and catchword for multiple rock genres like psychedelic rock, experimental rock, prog rock, post-rock, space rock, art rock etc. (the same applies to metal genres) that tend to be more complex and diverse both lyrically, musically and technically than most genres of mainstream music, the lyrics tend to be more sophisticated and than your average pop song and common themes include:

philosophy, social criticism, psychology, politics, spirituality, poetry.

Although it is not uncommon for songs of these genres to be instrumental, as they are letting the music itself tell the story rather than vocals.

the music itself is more complex technically and longer and tends to focus more on the ambience (timbre) and technicality of the piece, rather than instrumentation and melody, although some genres are also known for being melodically and/or harmonically complex. Since this music is not intended to be mainstream, most of its listeners are a niche audience. So although "smart rock" is very good, not many people know it since it's usually anti-mainstream, but nonetheless it's still good music.

Although there are differences between those genres, the one similarity is that they all lean on experimentation and inventiveness.

Bands that could potentially fall into this categorization are bands like:
Tool, pink floyd, the doors, king crimson, porcupine tree, rush, radiohead, etc.
Dude 1: What music do you listen to?
Dude 2: Rock
Dude 1: Oh, you listen to AC/DC, Guns n'Roses, right? Maybe some Nirvana? Those are great bands man!
Dude 2: Nah, i'm more into psych rock, prog rock, you know all of those genres.
Dude 1: Oh, so you're into smart rock.
Dude 2: Yeah, man! (puts on headphones and listens to 35 minute prog rock track with 67 solos in one minute, talking about dragons and fantasy)
by Pajcho October 31, 2023
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get a rock on

'Get a rock on' is phrase that someone would use after another person has said something to them that has no relelvance to them.
"Ha! I'm 16 tomorrow and you're not," says Jim
"Get a rock on," replied Remus sarcastically.
by Liam_T2 September 16, 2007
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pipe the rock

To examine a diamond, usually a diamond ring worn by a woman who has just received it as a gift from her boyfriend/fiancee/husband.

Derived from the examination of a stone by a jeweler using a jeweler's loupe, which he holds up to his eye and which is shaped like a very short pipe.
Sue: Hey, we got engaged last night!
TIna: Oh, wow! Did he give you a ring?
Sue: Yeah, pipe the rock!
by Lebendy-leben January 29, 2010
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