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John England

Popular celebrity in Leander, Texas who visited our school. He gave a speech on how he gained fame after taking 2 orphaned children with mental disabilities, named Levi and Jonathan, into his home and raising them. The story was later published in a local newspaper and the town now praises him for such a selfless act. He asked us and the other students if we would like to participate in his fundraiser to help other mentally disabled people like poor Levi. We all think that John is the epitome of what every human should strive to be like if this world is to ever be a better place. He is sometimes referred to as, "Texas Champion" or "The man who can do no wrong". Me and the other students want to grow up to be just like him. Now when someone does something really great, we call them "John England". Sometimes it gets kind of confusing though, but we all laugh about it.
Richard saved a puppy from a burning building. That's something John England would do.
by Clay Nelson July 3, 2005
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john wang

John wang in Mr. Lawrence's pre-calculus class is a homosexual faggot.
by FagJohn6969 November 22, 2011
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John McCainabis

Conservative, and popular with wealthy pot smoking voters of america and supporters of the GOP, it is a cunning nickname given to marijuana paraphernalia aka a bong.

Some people may refer to this as the official bong of the Republican Party.

This nickname was actually concocted in the vast emptiness of the Canadian plains.
Yo Romes, you conservative son of a bitch, you gonna light up John McCainabis?
by Kaffasaurus October 20, 2008
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john peel

DJ/spaffmonkey extroadinaire. Appears on radio 1 and radio 4 on the BBC in the UK.
John Peel just played the new mclusky song! He's so with it.
by takeshi February 1, 2004
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John Lennon

It's true

Imagine all the people. . .
That's all he was, just one of the people. never to be raised, or praised. An icon to those without concept of self worth, an idea for followers and those of shallow mind, indeed, exactly like all celebrity.
Presidents, CEOs, Television actors, Movie "stars" etc.
John Lennon
by Augustine Splinter September 30, 2005
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John Thomas

1)Possibly the sexiest man on Earth. He possesses great wealth and power. Despite many other definitions, it does not represent male genatalia.

2)Great athlete. A person who no matter what sport he may play, is gifted at it. Also very intelligent.
1) Look at that John Thomas strutting his stuff at the club. Neva seen moves that fresh.

2) John Thomas sure is a good football player. Almost as if he's on steroids.
by Redbananaflame909090 December 25, 2013
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John HandCock

When ur finished fucking a girl, pull out, cum on her chest, and use ur Hands to sign your name on her chest.
After I paid her a Ben Franklin, I gave her a John HandCock.
by The Kid's Killin December 8, 2007
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