Nick Joke:
A man was walking home alone one night when he heard a "BUMP....BUMP....BUMP..." behind him. Walking faster, he looked back, making out an image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him.
The man began to run toward his home, and the coffin bounced after him faster....faster...
He ran up to his door, fumbled with his keys, opened the door, rushed in, and locked it behind him. The coffin crashed through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping on the heals of the terrified man. The man rushed upstairs to the bathroom and locked himself in, heart pounding.
With a CRASH, the coffin broke down the door, coming slowly toward him. The man while screaming, reached for something, anything....all he can find was a box of cough drops which he hurled at the coffin...and suddenly the coffin stops.
A man was walking home alone one night when he heard a "BUMP....BUMP....BUMP..." behind him. Walking faster, he looked back, making out an image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him.
The man began to run toward his home, and the coffin bounced after him faster....faster...
He ran up to his door, fumbled with his keys, opened the door, rushed in, and locked it behind him. The coffin crashed through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping on the heals of the terrified man. The man rushed upstairs to the bathroom and locked himself in, heart pounding.
With a CRASH, the coffin broke down the door, coming slowly toward him. The man while screaming, reached for something, anything....all he can find was a box of cough drops which he hurled at the coffin...and suddenly the coffin stops.
by Johnnieha November 18, 2019
Get the Nick Jokemug. While playing a Minecraft server known as Hypixel, you can set your nick, or nickname, to a different name so people will not know who you are.
by igotthegreen December 20, 2020
Get the Nickedmug. Some fuck tard who, with one sniff of alcohol will automatically turn gay.
Ps. He loves big black cock
Ps. He loves big black cock
by Colombian boa August 21, 2024
Get the Nickmug. Nick seems at first to be a real nice guy. However he has been confirmed as an unapologetic, miracle whip guzzling sandwich Nazi.
by Jimbo82 August 15, 2019
Get the Nickmug. by ppjohnson October 30, 2019
Get the nick riegermug. by FortniteEpic0082583 February 28, 2019
Get the Nick and a dog in a bedmug. 