schlonky leg

When you hit a baby seat with your schlong but it looks like your leg hit it is called a schlonky leg.

Was that a schlonky leg?

by Turtlesnap sesamesnap November 21, 2017

snakes have legs

False information that is typically found and spread on the internet. It is a reference to the "SNAKES HAVE LEGS" video made by Danny Casale.

"Dude, did you hear that people with blonde hair are 34% more likely to spontaneously combust?"

"I don't know man, it kinda sounds like snakes have legs."

by 1yearexpired July 30, 2024

Leg

New York slang for hoe. People usually say smoochie or treesh etc

“Na bro she my leg fr. Could never wife her she got too many bodies.”

by Hr_paperstackz June 26, 2023

Spaghetti legs

A term descriptive of elder statesmen at a soirée when, after a few libations, feel compelled to gravitate towards the dance floor, whereby their ambition outstrips there ability in an attempt to “get down”, resulting in a sight resembling strings of freshly boiled spaghetti dangling out the bottom of a colander in rather sporadic fashion

Check out aunt Mable, few sherries and she’s got a dose of the old spaghetti legs

by Unclegripper July 9, 2021

Flippin' Frog Legs

Another word for jumpin jehoshaphat, or holy smokes! of which Uncle Grandpa says in the episode Escalator

Flippin' Frog Legs, did you see that?!

by Flippin' Frog Legs February 20, 2021

Max Goldberg's Legs

The sexiest thing to ever exist, Max Goldberg's tree trunk legs are truly a blessing from god himself.

Have you seen Max Goldberg's legs? They look extra beefy today.

by theynotlikeus April 1, 2025

Three Legged Penis

When your getting head and you have three balls.

Damn thats a nice Three Legged Penis

by SpecializedEdisonCreator January 16, 2021