down pound

When a male decides that life is no longer worth living, or that he is no longer interested in procreation or sexual pleasure of any kind; he engages in a unique and courageous act of self mutilation known as a "down pound". The act itself requires the male to sit on a chair or in a hunched position and then proceed to punch downward at his genitals, forcefully mashing and smashing his penis and balls until they no longer are of any use and in some extreme cases, no longer recognizable as genitalia.

In a drunken and distraught state of mind, John Henry took out his sexual frustrations by down pounding his frank and beans into a bloody mess. He regretted this decision almost immediately.

by Pablo Diablo 29 September 20, 2018

Down bad

Someone who is down bad is Mad horny 24/7 because they get no bitches

James:"bro, did you hear about how Nathan was talking bout Ms. Hannah

Phillip"On God bro, that nigga is down bad

by That1Nigger February 25, 2022

horsing down

To eat something with urgency. The faster the better.

Baby Braxton was horsing down his bottle of milk.

by Herc55 November 2, 2015

dangle downs

a slang term for male genitalia

Last night my girl was playing with my dangle downs.

by ilovemypenguin July 9, 2010

Dispatcher Downs

When a public safety dispatcher does not relay information or ask the 911 caller proper questions. The result being a message that lacks information on all levels for responding units, as if the dispatcher was developmentally disabled with Downs Syndrome.

Wow, serious case of the dispatcher downs today, couldn't understand a word they said.

by Benben1000 July 4, 2020

Far down

Girls like Jolyn when their too short

Jolyn is too far down

by Mad cow January 9, 2021

root down

To have sex in the woods. To get naked in the forest and having wild animal sex.

My girlfriend and I go out to the wilderness to root down

by Spotsaneed June 13, 2004