Dad

something you don’t have

no dad lol

by klausswifey March 12, 2022

Dad

Jeremy: Hey dude, you are their father. You need to be-
The dad: MILK!

Where is my dad?

by m3t30rSh0w3r March 13, 2022

Dad

A mythical and rare being, told to be found in the depths of gas stations looking for 0.5% fat milk instead of 1%.

Sir we have found another, "dad' in our storage.

by N0t Y0ur Dad March 15, 2022

your dad

a mystical creature, with the calling of "father figure". legends told this creature had been on the mission to get the true unexpiring cum-like liquid with a sweet taste, the milk.

dude 1: yo bro my dad found the milk
dude 2: cap your dad hasn't been back for 25 years

by Cloudy_yduolC March 18, 2022

Dad

Big gorilla balls that dance while humping your mother named Lucas pressnall

I walked in on dad bouncing into my mouth

by Sugogndeze Mama March 23, 2022

Dad

he go milk 🥶🥶🥶🥶

Hey, did your dad go find some milk?

by ArnIsTakenBruh March 25, 2022

bestfriends dad

for most people that are fatherless, a best friends dad is the closest male to them. resembling your own father, but 100x better.

bro wanna come to mine?
is your bestfriends dad there
yeah
cool bro sure

by thegreatestbrunomars March 27, 2022