Chris Kyle

To be used your cumshot goes an impressive distance, much like the sniping of famed US sniper and war hero Chris Kyle.

"Yo dude, I didn't beat my dick for 3 days over vacation! When I got home, I fired off a huge Chris Kyle!"

by USNAVYSEALS January 5, 2023

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Always Chris

Everything is Chris's fault. If the sun is too hot, it's because Chris left the oven on. If it's raining outside, Chris probably forgot to close the window. If you stubbed your toe, Chris probably moved the furniture again. If your phone is running low on battery, Chris probably used it to call every single person in your contact list. In short, if something goes wrong in your life, you can bet that Chris had something to do with it. So the next time you're feeling frustrated or annoyed, just remember: it's probably all Chris's fault.

It's always Chris

by BillStuff January 6, 2023

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Chris

A guy who thinks he’s the shit but isn’t. His friends hate him for cockblocking and acting as if he didn’t know. Usually has tiny legs. Would wear a sweatshirt and pajama pants everyday if he could.

Dude 1: Did you hear what Chris did?
Dude 2: Ya. He totally ruined Dude 3’s chances with that girl.

by Dude.who.does.stuff November 20, 2023

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Chris

A guy who thinks he’s the shit but isn’t. His friends hate him for cockblocking and acting as if he didn’t know. Usually has tiny legs. Would wear a sweatshirt and pajama pants everyday if he could.

Dude 1: Did you hear what Chris did?
Dude 2: Ya. He totally ruined Dude 3’s chances with that girl.

by Dude.who.does.stuff November 20, 2023

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Chris

loyal nigga with a big dick

“Chris is a loyal man”

by ayecuhonsy November 20, 2023

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Chris crippin

A Chris crippin is most likely a fat saxophone player that gets called a cripple by everyone he talks to, but is often very loved by those among him.

A Chris crippin is a baddie and gets tons of "ladies", and
a Chris crippin would also like saying "Hey ladies" to the most masculine guys there are.

Chris crippin also enjoys calling others "Gibletheads".

"Chris crippin very fine he be lookin"

"Hey ladies"

by Mr Crippin November 21, 2023

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