Beating Crickets

When you have erectile dysfunction and try to whack off to no avail.

I’ve been trying to get myself off all night, but it’s just beating crickets.

by Hair-ninja89 August 26, 2020

beat

bushed
exhausted
frazzled
(plumb) tuckered out
knackered
worn out

I've been working all day and I'm about beat.

by rihojo April 22, 2015

Beat up ruben sim day

Beat up ruben sim day is a day on 28th November in which you can beat up ruben sim and they CAN NOT fight back

im going to beat up ruben sim on beat up ruben sim day

by Chubbycheeks2611 November 27, 2023

dick beating gypsy

Mechanic that stands around all day talking about his penis size instead of turning wrenches.

Anthony and Poncho are both a couple of dick beating gypsy pricks. They need to fix that minivan.

by Timmy2X April 20, 2021

bite the beat

in the act of preforming Cunnilingus.

If you want to knock my boots, you gotta bite the beat first.

by ESWS1990 November 30, 2018

Beat-fest

Beat-fest is an event, where multiple females will end up having a sex.

Yo, you rolling to that New Aura party at the Longstreet bar ? I heard issa beat-fest

by Papifinesse August 15, 2017

beat

What happens when my dad gets mad

Son ur a disappointment time to be beat

by xbdfcfgnfjtcykvylbj August 26, 2019