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Baby Pantries

If you break it down, its easy. Babies drink from tits to get their food. Normal humans eat from pantries to get their food. Therefore, another term for breasts, is Baby Pantries, because they are a babies pantry.
Look at those Baby Pantries.

I'd like to dance on those Baby Pantries with my mouth
by Roundhouse Cutback January 12, 2012
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baby hell

the place that you find yourself in with a baby who won't stop crying
oh man Bubs couldn't sleep last night and was just crying and crying... i was in baby hell
by luna magnet February 25, 2011
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baby breaker

1. when a woman gets punched in the baby maker

2. like Combo breaker, but on a woman with a blow to the gut
B-B-Baby Breaker!
by inuyasha3896 March 10, 2011
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Seepage Baby

A baby born not from sexual penetration but resulting from the seepage of semen between two morbidly obese individuals.
Carl: Wow his parents are HUGE!!!
Ronda: How do two people that large make a baby?
Carl: Must have been a seepage baby.
by AmyIsARagingBitch March 23, 2011
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baby clams

There were md baby clams at the park today.
by crackstar bk June 29, 2011
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Baby Coded

when some just acts very pure and/or you know they are just very sweet

normally used for fictional characters but can be used on a real person

basically how a baby makes you feel you feel that way for a person
Jill- Miles Morales is so baby coded

Jack- what do you mean
Jill- like i feel like i could just hold him and he's just so 🥺 yk?
by Joshuasucks June 28, 2023
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Baby Whomper

1. When you smack a pregnant woman’s ass and her pussy jiggles too

2. Abortion
“I gave my girl a baby whomper last night.”

I’m off to get a baby whomper!”

“baby whompered that hoe too hard now she gotta get a baby whomper”
by babywhomper March 28, 2023
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