Journal of the American Medical Association

The American Medical Association's Journal. Also called JAMA.

My dad reads the Journal of the American Medical Association.

by ScrumbleMaster69 September 15, 2021

Hey bobby, look look, I'm American

A funny video where someone of aisan descent makes fun of the avarage american

"Hey bobby, look look, I'm american-

I think I'll use my credit card...
Do you guys have anything non dairy?
...Anything gluten-free?

by Deeth nuth June 29, 2023

American chimney

The act of lighting of a bong while the end is up ur partners ass and quickly removing to still smoke it before it releases into the open air and breathing it into your partners mouth

“My boyfriend gave me an amazing American chimney last night”

by Mr.Ligma September 14, 2018

festive american

The politically correct term for a flamboyant gay man : )

Oooh . . . festive american, I love it.

by The Rhinestone Aristocrat October 8, 2022

Irish-American

Anyone who drinks beer North of Mexico or South of Canada.

This Irish-American is hammered, just like the rest of us.

by SomeDude2001 February 23, 2022

Massacre, the New American Dream

All you killers on your killing sprees
(Come on) a massacre's the new American dream
(Come on) and all the kids on the murder scene
A massacre, the new American dream
A massacre, the new American dream
Fed lies since the day I was conceived
A bastard son, a rebel, now look at me
Went from homeless to your TV screen
How's this for the American dream?
Feed pills to society
Give you a gun, and now there's a killing spree
I've given up on America's racist agenda
I'm fucked up from prescriptions and antidepressants
Massacre
Generation Y
Generation why are we
Why are we so casual 'bout these casualties?
all you killers on your killing sprees
(Come on) a massacre's the new American dream
(Come on) and all the kids on the murder scene
A massacre, the new American dream
In every church, school, and synagogue
Virginia to Littleton, when will it stop?
Turn on the TV, a nightmare or dream?
On every station massacres all I see
Massacre
Generation Y
Generation why are we
Why are we so casual 'bout these casualties?

All you killers on your killing sprees
(Come on) a massacre's the new American dream
(Come on) and all the kids on the murder scene
A massacre, the new American dream
I've had enough of prescriptions and antidepressants
I've had enough of you giving your people some weapons
I've had enough of prescriptions and antidepressants
I've had enough of you giving your people some weapons
Giving your people some weapons
(Massacre)
Giving your people some weapons
of prescriptions and antidepressants
(I've had enough) of you giving your people some weapons
(I've had enough) of prescriptions and antidepressants
(I've had enough) of you giving your people some weapons
All you killers on your killing sprees
A massacre's the new American dream
all you killers on your killing sprees
(Come on) a massacre's the new American dream
(Come on) and all the kids on the murder scene
A massacre, the new American dream
A massacre, the new American dream, dream
A massacre, the new American dream

by WorseThanHitler March 2, 2025

American Friday

The last day of your work week, regardless of when it occurs, said in relative jubilation for the events of the upcoming weekend. Comes from when you finish your 40 hour work week.

"What do you mean it's Friday? It's only Thursday"

"Yeah, but we do 4 10's, so for us it's an American Friday!"

by Justin aka "Juice" September 25, 2008