a traditional japanese warrior who likes to stay undercover for the most part, who lived during the age of the samurai. but know all it is is a 20 or so year old man play fortnite all day, living off sponsorships and EBoy wannabe's donations
by anonymous December 7, 2020

Someone who uses various diversions and distractions on opponents, such as explosive powders and invisibility.
The ninja knew how to be invisible to the enemy, from years of practice and chameleon-like camoflage in his/her environment.
by Solid Mantis September 27, 2019

by djsmakywas March 9, 2012

by Don Jr. March 16, 2025

Ninja, a fortnut player that seems to be getting bigger in popularity by the moment. (As of 2018)
Ninja has been known to be dying of ligma recently.
Ninja has been known to be dying of ligma recently.
by What if I don't want a usernam November 11, 2018

by iiiCassh November 24, 2018

Coffee Ninjas are usually local beings living in your neighbourhood and hiding in plain sight.
They appear tired with big bags under their eyes because of their nightly activities. They are also referred to as insomniacs and night owl.
You can easily befriend a coffee ninja by offering them some dark bitter coffee.
Coffee Ninjas are peaceful by nature but be careful not to disturb their piece or hurt their friends. They're wrath is scary
There's a reason they're called "ninjas"...
They appear tired with big bags under their eyes because of their nightly activities. They are also referred to as insomniacs and night owl.
You can easily befriend a coffee ninja by offering them some dark bitter coffee.
Coffee Ninjas are peaceful by nature but be careful not to disturb their piece or hurt their friends. They're wrath is scary
There's a reason they're called "ninjas"...
P1: Hello! Sorry just wanted to give you some coffee.
Coffee Ninja: thanks, you are in my not-kill-list now.
P1:Dude, I met a Coffee Ninja!
P2: Wow, be careful they're insomniacs!
Coffee Ninja: I have the power of coffee gods by my side and I will fight the Monday monster for the sake of all humanity
Coffee Ninja: thanks, you are in my not-kill-list now.
P1:Dude, I met a Coffee Ninja!
P2: Wow, be careful they're insomniacs!
Coffee Ninja: I have the power of coffee gods by my side and I will fight the Monday monster for the sake of all humanity
by Birbados November 21, 2021
