turd unit

When someone is being a shit head you call them a turd unit

"Hey have you seen Marc's photo? He's a right turd unit"

by Jay83 October 21, 2015

Heard Turd

The shit being taken in a specific place to get a point across to another person who will most likely be the one to find it. Like in the case where Amber Heard was accused of taking a shit in her and Johnny Depp's Bed.

Before the cat left, he made a Heard Terd right where Victor always sits on the couch. Victor totally got Heard Turded!

by LakotaNative September 22, 2023

Nipple turd

The puss you squeeze out of your nipple region

Nipple turds are When u have an infection somewhere in your body for so long it works its way out of ur nipple area

by Shelby jean February 17, 2021

back turd

Party pooper, downer

That girl is such a back turd. Does she even know the definition of fun?

by Frodo1997 July 2, 2014

turd humper

One who humps turds

"Ben Safos is a turd humper"

by Matt Stazjic October 3, 2016

turd

A person that keeps acting ''big'' and doesnt leave you alone until you beat that person to deth

you see that kid over there? he's a complete turd

by Psycho Pump YT May 6, 2019

Turd pussy

A vagina with a black cock in it. Usually Tiffany’s have turd pussy

Tiffany has some turd pussy. All the brothers been in that.

by SusieQ Ball July 25, 2022