Dad Jokes

Annoying jokes your dad tells you. At one point you probably thought they were very funny, but not anymore. Now he just tells you them because he misses the old you and wishes he could go back to the good old days.

These dad jokes are very unfunny.

I'm worried about my dad. He keeps telling me dad jokes and sighing.

by MalumLibrum958 September 2, 2022

finger dad

when your dad is literally a finger

wow I did not know you had a finger dad

by Crymed June 11, 2017

Dad

gone

has anyone seen my dad please this is not a joke im genuinely looking for him please

by Martinium March 21, 2020

dad

what you dont have

"Hey man where your dad"

by Boowomp December 8, 2022

dad

That guy who said he was going to the store for milk and never came back

Timmy's dad lest to get milk and never came back.

by Weeping-Boi May 27, 2018

youtube dad

the dad if you dont have a dad! The one that teaches you stuff that your father would've teached you, but on youtube. For example how to change the motor oil or to replace a fuse in the fuse box! This father doesnt give you love but he really helps.

i dont have a dad, but i have a youtube dad that teaches me dad-stuff.

by hypn1c December 25, 2018

Dad

Something you don't have. Roasted.

Player 1: You got shit on that's why you don't have a dad. Player 2: How did you know?

by Tyler Blevins March 15, 2021