Elderly Brain Rot

(n.): the progressive decay of critical thinking, attention span, and real-world engagement in older adults, often induced by algorithmic content loops, isolation, and overexposure to digital media designed for passive consumption.

My grandparents have elderly brain rot.

by agnes p April 18, 2025

brain

something I lost when I was 2 months old.

me when I was born: hi world
my parents: we should probably drop it as hard as we can on the floor
.
thats how I lost my brain

by if you raed this u gay October 29, 2018

Hare-brained

Adj irresponsible and idiotic combined

If you have hare-brained ideas, or want to be employed as a buffoonishly idiotic clown, don't plan a ninja counter-strike, ever.

by Sexydimma January 14, 2022

Brain-Maxing

Brain-Maxing or Brain maximising is a term for one to expand parts of or their full cognitive function by shifting perception by using external stimulus to reach full mental potential.

When a friend gives you their perceptive on a topic that’s different to your, and you use it to improve the way you understand that topic/ the way you engage with it through the process of Brain-Maxing.

by Jaysean Sononga April 26, 2025

Souls-like Brain rot

when you cannot enjoy anything unless there is dodge rolling and killing involved

“dude i have souls-like brain rot, i can’t play games like Animal crossing”

by Souls like Brain rot June 8, 2025

Drain the main brain

Similar to drain the main vain, however as we all know, cum is stored in the brain.

Timmy: “Hey Billy, what were you doing in the toilet last night? Sounded like you were role playing a rapidly declining dragon trying to climb a jagged rock!”
Billy: “ah sorry about that, had to drain the main brain”
Timmy: “lucky bastard!”

by lonely_cowboy69 April 5, 2023

Brain

You don’t have one

1: what’s 1+1
2: use your brain
3: what’s a brain?

by y1l1ngGAYtri4rch July 16, 2024