Salty bean fart

A particular stench of fart that another conjures in their head, pretending that they can smell the fart.

Eughh. Oh god. Right there, that was a salty bean fart.

by Henry Dawn September 26, 2018

boils my beans

Something minute that angers you extremely badly, but is no big deal.

boils my beans: Something that REALLY pisses you the fuck off, but is not really important in any respect.

"gosh, it really boiled my beans when I had to wait 3 minutes for my food at taco bell."

by Boiled Beans October 7, 2018

Cool Pepe Beans

The rarest beans from the most dangerous frog in the world.
Can be acquired by smacking Pepe the bean god with your longdongshlong

You:"*smacks Pepe with a longdongshlong and proceeds to curse him* - Gimme gimme gimme a bean of the midnight
Pepe:"You took all of my beans nigga!"
You:"Go sit and die now, worthless frog, and now, im eating the Cool Pepe Beans"

by Pepeniggabeans69 June 29, 2019

Green Bean Milk

Mommy’s green bean milk. Heaven if you ever get to try it. If you ever get a taste of it you’ll instantly want more.

“I’m hungry what should I get?”
“You can never go wrong with green bean milk”
“Your right!”

by greenbeanmilk August 19, 2019

airry bean bag

Old man balls with enough hair to knit a sweeter

Saw some dude taking poo in the woods and his plum sack and pubes were touching the floor " told my buddy that's one Airry bean bag"

by Airry o la May 20, 2017

Colorado Bean Jump

When you and your sexual partner break into a Taco Bell and participate in violet acts of sodomy using the taco ingredients then later putting the ingredients back to be eaten by people the next day.

"Me and Stacy are gonna head up to Taco Bell tonight to participate in a Colorado Bean Jump with her parents."

Tim's hoe slowly poured a Baja Blast on his penis during the Colorado Bean Jump.

by Bean Duncan November 3, 2017

bean dip lip

When you stick your finger in your butt after a shart and then swipe your finger across someone's lip unexpectedly

I gave Mark a bean dip lip because he was asleep!

by M1khale May 25, 2016