by Gymnast_101 December 13, 2016

A phrase coined by comedian C.A. Kanooble describing someone who is uncomfortable to be around or annoying. How do you feel when you step in something wet in a sock? exactly.
Gerald is not invited to the show, all he offers is wet sock energy and im trying to have a good time.
by thehoeonthego February 09, 2023

a thick mass of coagulated seminal fluid embedded into the fibers of a sock, typically cotton athletic tube socks.
Judy refused to do her son Peter's laundry after finding a hardened sock clot embedded into one o his athletic socks
by MoistCake July 14, 2017

by ELLXS March 31, 2017

The descriptive noun for one so narcissistic that their obsessive self-admiration cannot be hidden, even when they are being watched by millions, giving the instant impression that they would rather be masturbating in front of a mirror.
Did you watch the rugby? Did you see Marcus looking up at himself on the pitch big screen at every breakdown, massaging his hair? What a Sock Puncher!
by LastRealist August 04, 2022

When you put Oscar Meyer Bologna in a sock and heat it up in the microwave and use it to masturbate with.
by Me44longtime October 13, 2023

by Udontneedtoknowidiots March 17, 2021
