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I'm Gonna Go Take A CNN

"I'm gonna go take a CNN, chill out on the real."

Translation: I'm going to shit in public with many witnesses, cellphones streaming it, and then blame someone else for it especially if they are the least likely to have done it, or for instance have an entirely plant-based diet and the shit texture is completely different were it to fall out of that person's ass, and I'll be back right after I'm done.
Someone on Fox News just told me to calm down, I'm gonna go take a CNN.
by Nostradamus? Nostradamthem! November 28, 2020
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take a long walk off a short pier

Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?
by mite74 January 5, 2009
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I Have Some Business To Take Care Of

It's like telling someone - Piss off, I no longer wish to hear your voice and pretend to be interested.
-Thinking- "Man, I really want to get away from this idiot... I can't stand the prattle eminating from their mouth...."
-Speaking- "Hey, Bill... I have some business to take care of. Can I get back to you later?"
by Vert Truken April 10, 2010
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Take the rip

Synonymous with 'Take the piss' and 'Take the mick'- meaning to rib or tease, to put down.
My friends will take the rip out of me if I get this wrong
by Lozzachops May 5, 2006
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You give them an inch they take a mile

When you give someone an opportunity or am inch they take it out of proportion and take advantage leading to taking a mile.
Person 1: I let my boyfriend talk to females jut as friends but now he’s taking that as an advantage into flirting with other girls.
Person 2: that’s why you can never be too sure about that , you give them an inch they take a mile
by CroBoii March 25, 2020
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I'm taking my talents to south beach.

Janette: So are you going out tonight?

Erica: Nah, I think I'll stay in - I'm taking my talents to south beach.
by Blabbidy July 10, 2010
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