If da indolent sleazeball Caldwell Merchfield was to relocate to da general vicinity of da Eiffel Tower, he would probably become a major social parisite.
by QuacksO August 12, 2024

by anonymous January 22, 2022

An ecletic type of confidan. This type of socialite is well known as renowned and with culture. Usually a social orchid is held among the highest esteem, and never demands respect, but always is treated with such.
Larry: Jane is the epitome of a social orchid.
John: She stunning and exudes so much confidence.
Larry: 10 10 10
John: 10 out 8.
Larry: Shes so over the top.
John: Future Model, Executive, and Socialite.
John: She stunning and exudes so much confidence.
Larry: 10 10 10
John: 10 out 8.
Larry: Shes so over the top.
John: Future Model, Executive, and Socialite.
by SsTtUu April 28, 2011

Describes the Ponzi scheme younger workers support through forced payroll deductions. Because these deductions reduce their income, they are less able to save for their own retirement.
Heather: Last year I paid 5K into social nonsecurity!
Chad: That blows, you could have fully funded your Roth IRA.
Chad: That blows, you could have fully funded your Roth IRA.
by TheCricket March 4, 2011

Theres not really anything social about social media, if anything, social media encourages people to be distant from each other and in their own little world/bubble.
Social media provides the illusion of being part of a large network, meanwhile some people are getting rich via this platform. There was a time before social media where people actually knew each other in real life and had actual life experience with the other person, rather than the virtual image of someone on a computer screen.
by Solid Mantis September 9, 2020

Someone who is socially awkward and does not know how to act around people therefore making them a dumbass
by A UNICORN PERSON November 22, 2016

Overheard or participated in conversations and or scenarios relating to biosecurity measures in social distancing during to the corona virus outbreak to prevent passing or bio matter from one person to the next that are absurd in nature.
71 year old lady has a fall and goes face first into the concrete lined tar road.
Social distancing conversation:
Woman stands 3 meters away and says:
"Are you ok? I don't want to get to close because I don't know what you have".
Social distancing conversations:
"Stay five feet away from me" a lady screeched at me while holding a large walking stick to to both threaten me and measure the distance between us.
Darling, we are in an aisle in the pharmacy, and you're shitting bricks and ready to clout me with your walking stick because I asked if you were in line.
Social distancing conversation:
Woman stands 3 meters away and says:
"Are you ok? I don't want to get to close because I don't know what you have".
Social distancing conversations:
"Stay five feet away from me" a lady screeched at me while holding a large walking stick to to both threaten me and measure the distance between us.
Darling, we are in an aisle in the pharmacy, and you're shitting bricks and ready to clout me with your walking stick because I asked if you were in line.
by Rusty spork March 24, 2020
