by Saeəeb September 27, 2025
Get the Biaromantic sexualitymug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025
Get the Jaylavy Robles Bonilla <Diamantine Mother> Had Sexual Intercourse With Both Cthulhu & Hellstrommug. Any crusty, dusty, nasty bloke from Freeport IL.
A stank nigga that talk shit online and acts like they're the victim because they felt like a child enticed or coerced them into committing sex crimes
A bitch ass teacher/coach that tells a 14 yo girl to "break them off a piece of that ass" and thinks that nothing will come of it, but ends up going to jail and getting extorted and fucked up anyways
A stank nigga that talk shit online and acts like they're the victim because they felt like a child enticed or coerced them into committing sex crimes
A bitch ass teacher/coach that tells a 14 yo girl to "break them off a piece of that ass" and thinks that nothing will come of it, but ends up going to jail and getting extorted and fucked up anyways
by Dr. Shady Dre Slim May 30, 2025
Get the Sexual Predatorsmug. When someone is attracted to musician John Fogerty only and can't find anyone else that makes them feel the way he does. This also means they will remain single their whole life because they will never meet / fall in love with him.
Lisa: "Why don't you have a boyfriend yet? You've been single for years."
Joyce: "Because I am Fogerty Sexual."
Joyce: "Because I am Fogerty Sexual."
by brisus_christ December 10, 2023
Get the Fogerty Sexualmug. "I sexually identify as a Walmart bag" is a humorous phrase used to describe someone who feels a deep sense of identity and connection with the crumpled, discarded, and often-misunderstood existence of a Walmart bag. It's a tongue-in-cheek way of poking fun at the complexities of modern identity politics and the tendency to label oneself with unusual and unconventional descriptors. In essence, it's a lighthearted joke that playfully mocks the idea of identifying with an inanimate object, while also acknowledging the absurdity and humor in doing so.
- Nice to meet you. May I ask for your pronouns?
- I sexually identify as a walmart bag.
- Uhm, can I just call you they/them?
- I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG. THAT'S REALLY OFFENSIVE TO ME. I'M Walmart/Bag, NOT They/Them!!!!!!!!!!!
- I sexually identify as a walmart bag.
- Uhm, can I just call you they/them?
- I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG. THAT'S REALLY OFFENSIVE TO ME. I'M Walmart/Bag, NOT They/Them!!!!!!!!!!!
by Narmak2 April 23, 2024
Get the I sexually identify as a walmart bagmug. 
by rick.astley6969 February 20, 2023
Get the george washington sexualmug.